Q and A
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me . . ."
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Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A: A woman who won't do what she's told.
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Q: What diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%?
A: A Wedding Cake.
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Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
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Q: When will women be equal to men?
A: When they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me . . ."
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Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A: A woman who won't do what she's told.
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Q: What diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%?
A: A Wedding Cake.
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Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
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Q: When will women be equal to men?
A: When they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
posted by Eric at 9:29 PM
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