Poems

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks

I want him to be gainfully employed
When I spend his cash, he should not be annoyed
He pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more

Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love with no end
And to be my very best friend

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MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit