Q and A

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

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Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A: It allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

A: When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me . . ."

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Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?

A: You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A: A woman who won't do what she's told.

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Q: What diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%?

A: A Wedding Cake.

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Q: Why do men die before their wives?

A: They want to.

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Q: When will women be equal to men?

A: When they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.