Age Is All In The Mind
Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast.
They corner him and one asks, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're knocked over. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
Bob says, "I lied about my age."
"What do you mean? Did you tell her you were 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No. I told her I was 90."
His buddies at the club are all aghast.
They corner him and one asks, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're knocked over. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
Bob says, "I lied about my age."
"What do you mean? Did you tell her you were 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No. I told her I was 90."
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